Where's Topper Harley when you need him?
It’s becoming increasingly hard to ignore the massive media circus surrounding Charlie Sheen. Behind every good publicist is a bat sh*t crazy celebrity.
With all of Sheen’s ramblings, I must admit that some are actually making sense. He may have a future career as a slogan copywriter. I’m picking up what you’re putting down Chuck!
Top 5 reasons why Nike should hire Charlie Sheen:
1. He believes in the Nike mantra, “Nike didn’t say just try it, they said just do it.”
2. Knows the importance of Tiger blood.
Someone else that "just did it"
3. Like athletes, he’s not afraid to take a drug test and share the results with the public.
4. He’d be a hard worker. He has “one speed, one gear, go!”
5. WINNING
On that note, I wish him a speedy recovery, pun intended.
I feel just awful that I quoted him this weekend more than anyone else combined… well… sort of awful… maybe…
D is mourning the loss of “2 1/2 Men”…I’m wondering why two blondies are hanging on the arm of a Crazy person, and when Charlie changed his name to “Hugh”…???
Nike, get on it!
he is a parking lot carnival that thinks it’s DisneyWorld.
I wish we would stop giving him the airtime. It’s sad that people want to watch someone self destruct.
He’s keeping us entertained, thats for sure. Whats next?
Ha ha ha. That’s great. Oh Charlie. I wonder one day if he’ll be this old man in Hollywood who says, “Remember that time I went crazy?”
It’s so sad! He’s sure getting attention, if that’s his overall plan, but I’m pretty sure he’s lost his mind.
Ug. so sick of his shinanigans (just love that word)